Letters
November 22nd, 1999
StarGzr886 writes: Hey
Ice! yo, you have a band? put up some pics! what kind of
band is it?
Heavy Meatl? rap? Rock? what? don't hold out on us! Oh
and make a " Nuke The
Whales" section! Hell we gotta nuke sumttin'. :) Oh
and that pic of a black
fairy, does that mean that Dark Link is back!? That means
he has a dark navi,
right? oh and revalation time! if its a PARALLEL hyrule
then you will have an
evil zelda, A boyscout Ganondorf, a stuck up Malon, and
the shocker an EVIL
TRIFORCE!!!!!! Now that better be attainable so there
could be the ultiamate
Triforce battle! I saw Young Link Holding a weird hylian
sheild. but it was
NORMALLY! like a deku sheild. what's that sword? wierd
stuff in this game!
Ice: Yup, I have a
band. I'm currently working on a solo album (which I'm
co-producing), and it should be out by Winter 2001...
I'll definitely keep you posted on that on IZC. I do
mostly a combination of Rock and Heavy Metal, with most
of the lyrics being Rap (that's pretty much my best thing
I "sing", even tho' I'm white :) I'll be making
a website for my band as soon as I get the first song
recorded. Next semester, I'll be taking a record
producing course.
As for the dark fairy, we're not sure yet, but I do hope
that Dark Link plays a very important role in the game.
Because it's a parallel world, it would make a lot of
sense to have an evil link in the game.
And you're right. VERY weird stuff in this game :)
Nebula: Not half as weird as your mother, Ice.
RRJ writes: I've noticed lately that Link uses some of the masks you get in Zelda V to transform into a Zora, Goron, ect. Well, Link also gets the Gerudo mask in Zelda V, and as an adult he joins the Gerudo so if Link were to wear the Gerudo mask, wouldn't he change into his adult self?
Nebula: Woa...
Ice: I doubt it. I doubt there will even be a Gerudo mask, seeing as how they're all women.
Nemesis: It could be a vital tool in the neverending quest of finding a quick and easy way to change genders. Then Nebula could do it without all that ugly facial hair she's got.
Nebula: Watch it, Forest Boy.
Mack
writes: Got a letter from Grandma
the other day. She writes:
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore
and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper
sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day
because I had just come from a thrilling choir
performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so
I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm
glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I
was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just
lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is. I
didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good
thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't
honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of
people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the
guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned
out of his window and screamed, "For the love of
GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant
cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I
just leaned out of my window and started waving and
smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn
a few times to share in the love! There must have been a
man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling
something about a "sunny beach"...I saw another
guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
stuck up in the air.
Then I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what
that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good
luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from
Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good
luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing...why,
even he was enjoying this religious experience!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of
the moment that they got out of their cars and started
walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what
church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light
had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers
grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I
noticed I was the only car that got through the
intersection before the light changed again and I felt
kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love
we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of
the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign
one last time as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!
Grandma
Ice: This was such a funny chain letter, I just felt like I HAD to post it.
Nebula: Sounds like YOUR Grandma, Ice...
Nemesis: You mean, the one you slept with last night, Nebula?
Lowbrass100 writes: The music sections are awesome, man! I'm an accomplished musician, but I could never pick out the tunes and figure them out like you do, Ice-man. You are a God.
Ice: Thanks, man.
Nebula: It's prolly his mother that wrote that.
Nemesis: You mean, the one you slept with last night, Nebula?
Charles writes: when does urazelda come out
Ice: We honestly have no idea....
