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Top Ten Things We Hope Ice Won't Notice When He Gets Back

By Steve Dixon

10: All the new pages added while he was gone are titled "Dixie's Zelda Central"

9: The directory containing the new layout was kinda deleted

8: Fan Fiction section replaced with "An ode to Spam, a site by Maniacal Clown"

7: Justin's fired again

6: The 14th's update was actually uploaded on the 17th

5: Dixon's been strutting around the message board like he owns the place

4: Three words: Merger with ZHQ

3: All Zelda 5 music files are now credited to "Kevin"

2: All the rest of the music files are now credited to "DC Talk and Paul from the Late Show with David Letterman"

1: Every blinking update was a top ten list!