By Steve Dixon
10: All the new pages added while he was gone are titled "Dixie's Zelda Central"
9: The directory containing the new layout was kinda deleted
8: Fan Fiction section replaced with "An ode to Spam, a site by Maniacal Clown"
7: Justin's fired again
6: The 14th's update was actually uploaded on the 17th
5: Dixon's been strutting around the message board like he owns the place
4: Three words: Merger with ZHQ
3: All Zelda 5 music files are now credited to "Kevin"
2: All the rest of the music files are now credited to "DC Talk and Paul from the Late Show with David Letterman"
1: Every blinking update was a top ten list!