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Top Ten Signs Zelda Kicks the Cr*p out of that Pokemon Garbage

By Steve Dixon

10. Nobody yelling "PIKA" while you're trying to play.

9. You don't have to put up with Ash's total idiocity.

8. When facing a moblin, "Run" is not an option.

7. Zelda received 3 years of anticipation and hype, and took 25 hours to beat. Pokemon had 15 minutes of existance before it wasn't a fad and got boring after an hour.

6. James Earl Jones doesn't like it. Reason enough for me.

5. The psychic Uri Geller can bend spoons with his mind. Un-Gellar the pokemon has to use a hammer. That has nothing to do with Zelda, but it still bugs me.

4. Three words: Eight way movement

3. Nobody yelling "PIKA" while you play.

2. IZC. 'Nuff said.

1. Pikachu is so darn annoying. The Keaton mask isn't.