The Tortoise and the Hare
By: Pengwin21a
Over the last week
and a half, I met Ice, and realized how much he loves
the site, and how much work he puts into it. As I am, I almost
always see
him online, and every time, he has something insightful, funny,
or
reassuring to say. I went over to ZHQ the other day, just to see
what it was
about, and I swear, I almost puked. The first thing I saw was a
front page,
much like Ice’s, but then I began to count. One,
Mississippi, two,
Mississippi. By the time the one graphic had loaded, my
screensaver was on.
I went into the frame site. Another Mississippi job. This time
not as long,
but I soon saw the culprit. A big monster. And the point of him?
If ANYONE
can explain to me why he needs to be there, they must have a lot
of time on
their hands. Also, what was with the December 8th last update?
Anyway, I
soon clicked on the letters site. When I again woke up, I saw
typos and the
question: “October 26th, ‘Why are you hyping Zelda so
much, if you haven’t
even played it?’” First of all, you may be asking,
“Why’d he go to the Oct.
26th letters?” Well, I didn’t, but the December 8th
link took me there.
Next, what kind of question is that? Why does this site have NO
personality?
Why aren’t there interesting phrases like, “Ask that
girl if she is on
crack,” as Ice asked in the 12/13 issue. The answer to the
ZHQ question was
something about how Zelda was the best game of all time, yadda,
yadda,
yadda, giving no logic, except that “Every magazine has said
it is better
than Metal Gear Solid.” What?!!?
Ok, now we’re at the News. This time my mom had to wake me
up, and my
Internet connection almost went, because of no response from me.
I clicked
on “Changes to ZHQ.” “Oh great! I thought they are
FINALLY going down!” But
as I read on, “ZHQ is taking a break, because I am tired of
working on
Zelda for two and a half years.”(?!?!?!) HOW COULD U
POSSIBLY GET TIRED OF
ZELDA? Oh well, at least there getting off the server they are on
now. But
I know that Ice will never just give up on fans like that. At
least not
without decent reasoning. (I was sooooo sorry about Teresa…
) But
nevertheless, I am not totally busting up ZHQ. I realize that IZC
has had
typos. But, most importantly it has the personality ZHQ lacks.
(Updates
too.) Just remember Navie!
